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We offer jokes about many nationalities, including Mexicans, Americans and Australians.If you have anything funny to contribute, please do so via the Submit Joke link above.He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for 0 - if not cured get back

We offer jokes about many nationalities, including Mexicans, Americans and Australians.If you have anything funny to contribute, please do so via the Submit Joke link above.He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured get back $1,000." Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. "Well come with me out to my dads car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out.

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We offer jokes about many nationalities, including Mexicans, Americans and Australians.

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He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured get back $1,000." Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. "Well come with me out to my dads car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out.

,000." Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get

We offer jokes about many nationalities, including Mexicans, Americans and Australians.If you have anything funny to contribute, please do so via the Submit Joke link above.He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured get back $1,000." Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. "Well come with me out to my dads car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out.

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We offer jokes about many nationalities, including Mexicans, Americans and Australians.

If you have anything funny to contribute, please do so via the Submit Joke link above.

He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured get back $1,000." Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. "Well come with me out to my dads car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out.

,000. "Well come with me out to my dads car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out.

Dating a cop jokes

” A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.

As the food was served, the husband said, “The food looks delicious, let’s eat”.

Every morning as soon as I wake up he greets me with bacon and freshly brewed coffee. “Well, can I please see the registration of your car? The woman brandishes a finger at the first cop and says accusingly, “And I’ll bet that liar told you I was speeding too!! One Monday morning Morton woke up with a funny feeling that something important happened last night.

Every lunch he comes over and cooks me a gourmet lunch, and every supper he brings me to his house for supper, he truly treats me like a queen.” “WELL! ” She says “I stole the car and I killed the driver; he’s in the trunk.” “Ma’am, DON’T MOVE, I’m calling for backup.” He mutters furiously into his walkie-talkie… “Of course, officer,” she smiles demurely and pulls out a license from her purse. ” After much nagging from his wife, Sam was visiting the audiologist. It was during breakfast, that Morton finally remembered what it was. But what she answered he just couldn’t seem to remember. “Hi Greta”, said Morton, “I have a funny question for you, do you remember last night when I proposed?

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By clicking on the thumbs-down button you can indicate that you dislike the one-liner. The difference between the up- and down-votes will be shown in the big box on the left of the vote-box.” Says Barbara “I don’t want to make any of you feel bad or anything, but wait until you hear about my Harry, twice a week he pays someone 0 an hour just so he can lie on their couch and talk to them, and who do you think he speaks about at those prices? Five minutes later, half the squad pulls up, the Chief of Police walks over to the woman’s window. Yes, he would need hearing aids and they ranged in price from .00 to ,000, was what he was told. The nurse placed the hearing aids into his ears and hung a wire around his neck. ” “Oh my gosh” gushed Greta, “I’m so glad you called, I knew I said yes to somebody but I just couldn’t recall who it was!Asks Barbara with a big excited double chin smile, “I’ll tell you who he speaks about! ” “Sugar why don’t you sit down by the table and we’ll start supper.” Said Dorothy to her Husband of 50 years. He is just the cutest, he says to me in the cutest voice “Hi Grandma! ” At the urging of Harry’s wife and doctor, 50 year old Harry finally made it to the gym.Visitors like you are making this a bigger and better site all the time. An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. After class is over and the studentsclear out, Johnny makes his guess. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear.“Sure thing,” said her husband settling himself down. After a whole meal of one endearing term after another, their guest Bob couldn’t contain his curiosity any longer. ” It just gets me all teary eyed.” After what seemed like two hours for the poor man sitting next to her, Gertrude seemed to realize that perhaps she was talking a bit too much. Here I am just talking and talking without letting you get in a word edgewise! After consulting with one of the trainers, Harry decided to try out a steep treadmill.

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